It s the most pathetic time of the year and I m here to make it even worse for you In Jingle Jingle Blue Balls I ll remind you why you re nothing but a pussy-free virgin destined for eternal misery Kneel loser and let me humiliate you into the new year No gifts no joy just the sweet sound of your ego shattering as I laugh at your tragic existence Your holidays Ruined Your dignity Gone Your place Forever beneath me TIP for the custom