Bug-Hunting as a Mindset My 5 Favorite Ways to Catch a Tiny My house is constantly invaded by tinies They sneak in hide in corners and think they belong here But I don t tolerate pests I hunt them Hunting crumbs isn t just a pastime or necessity It s an art form And like any art it takes instinct creativity and a deep appreciation for your prey s foolish optimism Here are my five favorite indoor-catching techniques every giantess should master 1 The Still Stare I sit quietly in a room pretending to be distracted Crumbs always move when they think I m not watching One glance one fast hand Caught 2 Dancing on the Carpet I put on music and start slow dancing Some tinies freeze enchanted Others come closer to watch That s when I lower my heel and hold them in place I don t crush them Not yet 3 Warm Bath I leave out a warm bowl of water Irresistible right They crawl in to splash around I simply pick up the bowl and pour my little swimmers into a jar 4 Fake Sleep I lie down eyes closed pretending to nap They creep closer every time One twitch of my foot and they re pinned 5 The Spinning Bottle Trap A baited bottle spins above a bowl of water They climb up for a taste slip and fall right in Simple and foolproof The efficacy of this trap will be seen with your own eyes in the first episode of my giantess series