Snacking on the bad guys - who needs a justice system when i m around
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milaap2
Snacking On The Bad Guys - Who needs a justice system when I m around Courtrooms are boring handcuffs are a joke and prisons Please They always end up escaping anyway That s why I ve decided to take justice into my own hands literally I don t arrest villains anymore I eat them That s right I m not just a superhero I m AM justice And bad guys They re nothing more than snacks to me now I hunt them down shrink them to a perfectly pathetic size and pop them right into my mouth One by one No speeches No mercy Just punishment you can hear gurgling in my belly You should see the look on their tiny faces when they realize what s about to happen when they see my lips part and my tongue curl around them like they re nothing more than a salty little treat All that fake bravado all those world domination plans gone the second they re sliding down my throat Digesting slowly in my stomach where they belong You thought you were tough You thought you could take over the world Cute Now you re nothing but fuel for me And I feel stronger with every gulp My belly gets rounder warmer fuller and your legacy Completely erased No one s going to remember your name villain You re just going to be part of me now So go ahead Keep misbehaving Keep trying to play the big bad Just remember I m always watching And the next time I catch you You ll end up right where you belong in my belly Snacking on the bad guys is just so much more efficient