I have a lewd confession to make You see when I go grocery-shopping or take a walk if you look at me I ll seem just like anyone else in a sweater and big headphones But the fun part is what you can t see The thing is I love wearing naughty naughty things under my clothes Sexy underwear no underwear nipple clamps geisha balls a plug a collar Not to mention all the lovely ways I could get messy or bruised under my everyday clothes Now that everyone wears a mask maybe I could wear a sneaky gag underneath Do you have a lewd secret too