Dude s got a Greek god-like physique that s hotter than a jalapeno in a sauna If you ever stumble upon him in the wild you ll be popping a boner like it s Black Friday at a strip club It s like he s casting a naughty spell on everyone around him Hey Montana are you a magician Cause you just made my pants disappear Yeah that s right cheesy as hell but who cares when you re dealing with a walking sex appeal like Montana Ridge So if you re ready for a steamy encounter with a real-life Adonis keep your cool and your pants secured cause things might get wild