Yeh sure it may have seemed pretty weird at first - how much you d
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10 months ago
cardamompapi
Yeh sure it may have seemed pretty weird at first - how much you d perk up every time I d come home ripe af or when I d have skipped a couple showers amp notice you making every excuse to get close to me It was for sure confirmed the first time I ripped ass in front of you though amp I could see you practically drooling straight up savoring the scent Still so funny to me speeeccially on mornings like these where I KNOW my gas is as far as farts go absolutely fuckin rank Every time one would waft over to ya amp there d always be that expression like you d just gone to heaven But y know now now that It s all been addressed amp taken care of I d say we re both for the better No one could deny we got a muuuch chiller roommate situation now Though I ve stopped seeing it as a roommate situation nowadays I mean roommates are usually equals or whatever amp I mean I love having my own lil chair but that s what you are for me My chair I get to come home relax relieve some of my stress getting pampered by my self-admitted inferior so yeah a chair A chair I can just bully tf out of It s fun as hell for me in some sick way to watch you pathetically fall all over urself ready to obey anything I say amp on top of that I tear that fuckin chair up absolutely wrecking it making it endure whatever relentless fucked up torturei can think of Appears to be your best life payin bills goin to work come home amp um stew in my superior stink while taking abuse amp getting bossed around But like you re obsessed with my ripe cloud of musk so seems fair I guess yeh lmao the craziest part is the more demanding my dark side becomes the more obedient eager amp willing u are to transform into my chair Heyy now look you re still my buddy dude Just y know a buddy that eats my sweaty ass every night while getting treated like garbage amp has that wide accepting smile when I say shit like that Aw hell guess that means I m gonna keep you around for a while See how low I can get my new toy to go I like the sound of that How about it consider yourself kept Owned No don t answer That s right It was rhetorical Chairs don t really talk do they Damn I found myself the best chair