I have noticed that although this planet has 3 8 billion women I have not had sex 3 8 billion times I m not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these friends are forgetting to fuck me Either way I ve had enough I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have forgotten to fuck me in my recent years After 2 consecutive strikes your name is automatically highlighted shown in red and I am immediately notified 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person consultation Think about your actions