Loneliness is the best thing that ever happened to me I feel so much freedom that I even walk around the apartment naked - after all who cares anymore My conversations with the mirror have become philosophical and I always win It s great that no one challenges my authority over the TV anymore And when I get tired of cooking I look forward to my faithful friend - food from a restaurant That s a real luxury isn t it So dear friends if you haven t tasted loneliness yet you should try it right away