STOP ENABLING ME Seriously people of the internet stop encouraging me to get even fatter My poor little body can t handle this much fat I was really trying to rein it in and curb my gains for a bit but when someone offers to buy me food how could I possibly say no I d been craving Shake Shack for weeks but told myself I d be on my best behavior this December no delivery no overindulgence no major gains But thanks to one very depraved enabler those plans are officially canceled Raincheck Let s be real probably not Now I m hitting all my cravings Shake Shack s fried chicken sandwich cheese fries and a chocolate shake Churros stuffed with fudge Big pepperoni-covered soft pretzels Oil dough carbs and sugar just what my body doesn t need but has been shamelessly conditioned to crave It s like the internet has turned being fat into my full-time job All I need is the tiniest encouragement a single suggestion or even a passing nudge and I m ordering enough food to feed a small army except it s just for me You ve all turned me into your pet project haven t you Watching me grow stuffing myself silly giving into every impulse And the worst part I can t even pretend I don t love it Clip features eating fat chat lack of impulse control light burp FUPA nbsp nbsp