A school girl says Mum I know where babies come from Mum replies Where s that then darling Girl says Mummy amp Daddy take their clothes off amp Daddy s thingy sort of sticks out amp Mummy puts it in her mouth amp sucks it amp that s how you get babies Shaking her head Mum says Oh darling that s so sweet but that s not how we get babies that s how we get flowers jewellery clothes shoes amp all the decorating done