Nbsp so i bought a monster dildo and guess what nbsp when i ordered it
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5 months ago
snickersiren
nbsp So I Bought a Monster Dildo and Guess What nbsp When I ordered it I was like nbsp Let s get something BIG something fun something perfect for riding nbsp You know a little upgrade Well turns out monster doesn t mean nbsp just nbsp big it means nbsp SUPERHUMANLY GIGANTIC nbsp Like I unboxed it and immediately thought nbsp Where do you even put this nbsp Spoiler nbsp not inside me that s for sure So instead of a new favorite toy I accidentally got myself a nbsp luxury d cor piece for my playroom nbsp Now it just stands there looking all intimidating a true nbsp status symbol for my slaves to admire nbsp Because let s be real if I can t use it someone s still gonna suffer just from seeing it Lesson learned read the measurements carefully before clicking Buy Now Or don t and get yourself a new centerpiece Who else has had a nbsp WTF did I just order nbsp moment with toys