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The struggles of having big boobs in a small-minded world having big

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The Struggles of Having Big Boobs in a Small-Minded World Having big boobs isn t just a blessing it s a full-time survival challenge Think it s all compliments and sexy cleavage HA Let me break it down for you My back is SCREAMING while some people carry a purse I ve got two built-in kettlebells dragging me down 24 7 Who needs a gym when you have chronic back pain Clothes Yeah right I buy a size L but my boobs say I need XXL The result Either a potato sack on my waist or buttons popping off like fireworks on the 4th of July Eating without disaster Impossible Soup coffee ice cream by the end of the day my cleavage has sampled everything I ve eaten Bonus meal included Running That s a joke A sports bra Try TWO Otherwise my morning jog turns into a natural disaster rated 9 5 on the Richter scale Men my eyes are up HERE Having a conversation More like my boobs are having one and I m just the background noise But you know what I wouldn t change a thing Because even if having big boobs is a challenge life with them is NEVER boring If you relate drop a like leave a comment and send some love
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