Welcome to the ultimate masterclass where the only lesson you need is
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Welcome to the ultimate masterclass where the only lesson you need is how to be utterly and irrevocably obsessed with me Nicolette Neptune your Goddess extraordinaire In this not-so-serious definitely-NSFW guide watch as I turn a grown man into a blubbering cash-spraying screen-staring simp with nothing but my divine presence and a few cheeky winks Join me as I take you through the do s and don ts of simp worship including How to spend your entire paycheck on tributes without even realizing it The art of staring at my photos until your eyes cross and your wallet opens Advanced techniques in gooning where your hands do the walking straight to your credit card Remember simps this is a judgment-free zone where drooling is encouraged and the only prerequisite is a deep undying love for curves that could make a grown man weep So grab your wallets and your well just your wallets and prepare for a wild ride as I show you what it means to be completely under my spell And don t forget the more you watch the more you ll spend it s science Or at least it should be