When Your Friend Invites You to a Party but You re a Chemistry Nerd Friend Come to the party It ll be fun Me Will there be discussions about organic reactions Friend No but there will be music and dancing Me Wondering if molecular vibrations count as dancing Now I m sitting in the corner sipping water which is definitely not at pH 7 and realizing that substitution reactions in chemistry are way more predictable than small talk If parties followed the ideal gas law I would have evaporated by now