Simp School - Welcome to Simp School loser You re here because you re pathetic and I love that But if you want to be my simp you need to do it right No half-assed worship no shy stammering no please goddess unless I command it In this class I lay down the rules of ultimate devotion humiliation and servitude I tell you exactly how to beg how to pay how to crawl and how to thank me when I laugh in your face There s no diploma no graduation just endless lessons in obedience Your homework To become the perfect little simp puppet drooling for attention and praying for scraps of it Now shut up sit down and take notes your goddess is speaking