Happy f cking birthday to ME Yup Today s the day my day And we re not doing sweet little cakes and candles Nope You didn t think I d celebrate quietly did you I expect to be spoiled like the birthday baddie I am and don t worry I ll spoil you right back So here s the deal You ve got two ways to show your devotion don t mess this up 19 99 The Flirt Package A naughty tease Enough to make me feel so hot and bothered 34 99 The Brat Birthday Treatment This is the real deal VIP energy I notice this tip first and you ll get spoiled in ways the 19 99 boys could only dream of So what the hell are you waiting for Don t play shy now I always get what I want