I have an octopus on my ass And no it s not a metaphor When you decide to get a tattoo on your butt you think Oh it ll be sexy edgy and only for the lucky few to see But surprise the entire internet remembers only that Not my eyes not the curve of my waist not even my voice Just the octobooty Oh the messages I ve seen Show me the little octopus Is it alive Where do the tentacles go Sometimes I feel like he s more famous than I am I might as well give him his own OF account Saturday Butt Photoshoot Exhausted But honestly I m not ashamed He s part of me - just like my fantasies my stubborn mind and my untamed desires One day I woke up and decided I needed an octopus on my ass no I didn t dream him lol However I m not encouraging you to do the same Haha It doesn t suit everyone fuck it why not mood But let s make a deal Don t just stare at him okay Sometimes my thoughts deserve a little attention too But then the three of us will have a great time