Sock Puppet Shaming - Wow look what you ve become So pathetic so desperate that I had to bring out this my sock puppet just to talk to you on your level Because clearly you re not worth my words The puppet says everything we re both thinking That you re a sad little loser That you ve sunken so low even a sock has more dignity than you I mean seriously this is what gets you going Being mocked by a puppet You re not even worth my foot today Just laughter teasing and total humiliation from a piece of worn-out fabric But hey if the sock fits