Shrimp Showdown Teeny Weeny Show-Off Time It s your moment to shine We re on the lookout for the most humiliating useless and utterly sorry shrimp to take the crown of the most embarrassing little cock of the month Whether you re barely there or just plain pathetic this is your chance to show off just how small and silly you really are No size too tiny no shame too deep send me your teeny weeny a 10 to compete and face instant embarrassment amp be put in your place immediately The most pathetic deserves the title of ultimate Teeny Weeny Champion Ready to be roasted humiliated and celebrated all at once