I m gonna complain now you may or may not have noticed that i have
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1 month ago
cottonsox
I m gonna complain now You may or may not have noticed that I have boobs big boobs big honking badonkadonks giant love melons funky chunky chesticals or tits as some may say nbsp Don t say you have t seen them they re right there being an obnoxious and eye-catching distraction at all times and let me tell you they are an absolute menace Despite how it may look I spend a lot of time trying to find clothes that hide my cleavage I know that s probably quite hard to believe considering just how much of it you can see but it really is true Obviously I can just wear a t-shirt or something and cover them up completely but that doesn t make me feel pretty I want pretty clothes Not to mention that my oversized milk-bags protrude so far out from my chest that the t-shirt material hangs out over them and makes me look like a round beachball woman I will see a beautiful dress for sale being modelled by a woman I assume has a similar shape to mine looking quite modest laced up pretty boobies all secure and well behaved then I will put the dress on and my evil violent TITS will aggressively throw themselves all over the place proudly projecting their cleavageness and constantly threatening to nuzzle a nipple free and that is WITH A BRA ON I get genuinely annoyed because I m constantly accused of showing them off in the social spaces where I m genuinely trying really really hard to hide them as best I can I ve tried everything from oversized bras to literally taping them down but they are just too powerful I m cursed with HUGE MUMMY MILKERS So now I have to just crop as much of them out as I think I can from photos without ruining the picture Look at this one for example I wanted a nice wholesome photo of the butterfly that landed on my hand but my GIGA FUN SACKS are so unreasonably THERE It s like my mams are photobombing or something See that bit of string on my dress That s supposedly for tightening up over the top of your boobs to keep them snug not my titties though no Any tighter than how I have it and they just roll out like yoga-balls in a gym-bag SO I have to crop the bottom of the image out into a far inferior composition where you can t even see my pretty dress in a VIEN attempt to hide them and people STILL comment on my UNREASONABLE CLEAVAGE AHHHH They attack me when I run or dance They get hot and uncomfortable They call me horrible names when no-is around and if the nipples get touched I feel crippling empathy for everyone in the universe AND if the shower water hits them I CRY They re my big bouncy BULLIES CAPITALISATION Anyway LIKE FOLLOW AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF MY BIG FAT TITS Love you XOXO