Hey babes it s me angel and i swear planes are a scam you pay a
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2 months ago
angel_crystal
Hey babes it s me Angel and I swear planes are a scam You pay a fortune just to sit in a metal tube for 10 hours slowly turning into a pretzel with Wi-Fi that works only when you don t need it Somewhere over the Atlantic my ass officially became geometrically challenged Like flat-flat IKEA-shelf flat By hour 7 I was googling can your butt actually go numb forever Plot twist yes Yes it can Anyway I made it And I m currently in a committed relationship with the floor Laying on haha Tell me I m not the only one with a square booty after a long-haul Or better come fix it