Boba s Diary Entry 4 Parrot Problems Okay so listen Today I met a bird Not like a fly by and mind its own business bird A TALKATIVE WINGED FLUFFY-NEON-LUNATIC kinda bird A parrot His name was Arny At first I thought aw cute red chicken But NO This guy flies straight up to me like we re old roommates or something starts SCREECHING in my face like I owed him money Then get this He tries to BITE a chunk outta my green fur My FUR My fashion Rude He kept saying HELLO in five different accents and laughed like a tiny evil wizard I swear he was mocking me I tried to hide behind Angel but he just waddled after me like I was his emotional support monster Conclusion 0 10 Would not recommend Too loud too friendly too pecky Let s stick to silent lizards and chill cats Please