Hiii this is angel and today we have baywatch vibes and panic in the
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angel_crystal
Hiii this is Angel and today we have baywatch vibes and panic in the water Sooo your girl finally faced the ocean Well not like faced it More like awkwardly doggy-paddled toward it screamed once and retreated to the pool like a wet cat But listen I tried Started in the hotel pool like a proper beginner goggles on kicking like my life depended on it it kinda did Felt like a queen doing laps until a 6-year-old swam past me doing butterfly and I re-evaluated everything Next day I put on my bright red Baywatch bikini Manifesting lifeguard energy But also hoping someone would rescue me if things went south Spoiler no one did Except one confused crab who thought I was moving in I floated like a sexy starfish for 10 minutes Then a wave slapped me like I owed it money and I humbly crawled out Still counts as swimming right Right Anyway proud of myself Half-swimming full-slaying Catch me next week diving in or just sunbathing with snacks we ll see Do you remember how you learned to swim Was it graceful Lie to me