IT IS DICK TAX TIME 8 inches or under gets you a SPH task to complete Over 8 inches gets you get a nude If you have a dick then you owe tax Big or small Obviously there s a higher tax bill for the losers with the teeny weeny ones 3 inches and under - 35 3-5 inches - 25 5-8 inches - 15 8 inches and up - 5 Pay up