Long but hopefully worth it the smiths had no children and decided to
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Long but hopefully worth it The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family On the day the proxy father was to arrive Mr Smith kissed his wife and said I m off The man should be here soon Half an hour later just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell hoping nbsp to make a sale Good morning madam You don t know me but I ve come to Oh no need to explain I ve been expecting you Mrs Smith cut in Really the photographer asked Well good I ve made a specialty of babies That s what my husband and I had hoped Please come in and have a seat Just where do we start asked Mrs Smith blushing Leave everything to me I usually try two in the bathtub one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed Sometimes the living room floor is fun too you can really spread out Bathtub living room floor No wonder it didn t work for Harry and me Well madam none of us can guarantee a good one every time But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles I m sure you ll be pleased with the results I hope we can get this over with quickly gasped Mrs Smith Madam in my line of work a man must take his time I d love to be in and out in five minutes but you d be disappointed with that I m sure Don t I know Mrs Smith exclaimed The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London Oh my God Mrs Smith exclaimed tugging at her handkerchief And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with The photographer handed Mrs Smith the picture She was difficult asked Mrs Smith Yes I m afraid so I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right People were crowding around four and five deep pushing to get a good look Four and five deep asked Mrs Smith eyes widened in amazement Yes the photographer said And for more than three hours too The mother was constantly squealing and yelling I could hardly concentrate Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots Finally when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment I just packed it all in Mrs Smith leaned forward You mean they actually chewed on your eh equipment That s right Well madam if you re ready I ll set up my tripod so that we can get to work Tripod Mrs Smith looked extremely worried now Oh Good God Yes I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on It s much too big for me to hold while I m getting ready for action Madam Madam Good Lord she s fucking fainted