Here s a funny story I can t share on Instagram Taking sexy pics last night and I discovered TWO MYSTERY MARKS on my ass My ma fuckin money maker They don t hurt I don t think and they looked more bruise like last night but now they are just red marks They were there when I woke up so it s not just sitting but that IS where my sit bones hit when I sit so they seem to be bigger after I ve been sitting WTF Swipe for a photo from last night vs a couple my sis took this morning while I was waiting at the doctors office with her Any ideas Am I dying Is this ass leperacy