Story time So today I wanted to take some pictures for you with my car but I live in a pretty populated area I finally picked out a spot after a lot of searching around for a couple days It was about forty minutes from my house but I figured it would be worth it because it s really secluded and me being the shy anxious mess I am I need seclusion when trying to take photos of my butthole in the wild I packed up my shit got all done up and hopped in the hatch I get alllllll the way to my destination and low and behold there is a state trooper parked in the middle of nowhere in the exact spot I had meticulously planned to take photos It gets better I drive past my trooper friend and he proceeds to turn around and follow me I had to pull into some random persons driveway to get him to pass by Five minutes later HE CAME BACK So knowing me I thought for sure this guy knows I m trying to take pictures of my bootyhole Which is highly unlikely of course but it completely squashed my plan I found a secluded road anyway to make some content for you