rosiemariefeedee - July 2021 throwback i recently learned i m too fat to kayak listen to
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July 2021 Throwback I recently learned I m too fat to kayak Listen to me tell the story of my ultimate fatty fail all while burping and stuffing to my heart s content Stuffing amp Burping - I brought my most recent craving to snack on while I tell you my story I shove sub sandwiches into my mouth getting massive bites and I let out massive soda fueled burps when my mouth isn t full of food All whilst trying my best to tell the story Too Fat to Kayak - Each moment not filled with belching and my food loving moans I tell you the story of how I learned I m much too fat for an activity like kayaking I tell you the struggles of squeezing myself into the kayak how I needed a strong person to pull me out when I was done and many other fun fatty fails I encountered during the experience All whilst posting pictures on the screen of how I looked while I was kayaking just so you get the perfect picture of how incredible this fail was