Life has become a bore you hate the woman you married but let s be honest she hates you too You ve already started living a lonely life failing at every relationship including this one You ve stopped spending time with anyone other than your own fist You ve become addicted to ruining your marriage slowly but surely gooning away all of your pride money and brain cells It is time to go ahead and get rid of her once and for all and start living life for well me I know you hate waking up every day questioning your life how it got this way how lost you are but I am here to show you that you can have a purpose That purpose is serving me and my feet The grass IS greener with Miss Ginger