realguyla - I am not a sports fan i used to play a little tennis and i work out
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David Pevsner
I am not a sports fan I used to play a little tennis and I work out and run but pretty much I hate sports Especially on TV I can t click past a football game fast enough I just don t get it As a kid I went to Chicago Cubs games with my family but I barely knew what was going on I just liked the food and the crowd And the only Super Bowl party I ever went to was at a friend s house it was me and a roomful of lesbians Though they were totally into the game I just grazed the deli buffet from Nate n Al s the whole time Once the half-time show came on the girls had no interest and just started chatting amongst themselves I of course finally had a moment I wanted to watch Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake And when that iconic moment happened I was the only one in a room full of lesbians who saw it At first I didn t think it actually happened it was so quick Ladies Did anyone see that DID ANYONE SEE THAT No one knew what I was talking about so I thought I imagined it until I got in the car to go home and Janet Jackson s breast reveal was all over the radio Skip ahead a week and I was in line at a grocery store browsing National Enquirer and on the back page there was an ad for all kinds of paraphernalia one of which was the little star shield on Jackson s tit And I shit you not next to it it said AS SEEN ON TV So that s my little intro to this home vid where I can say that despite what I said above there is one instance in which I Love Sports