Freya 2024 a fatter future for america election season is upon us and
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Freya 2024 A Fatter Future for America Election season is upon us and this year I m asking you to waddle your way to the ballot box and cast your vote for me Because it s Freya For a Fatter Future Choosing me means making history I plan to be the first immobile president ever Imagine it a leader who truly embodies the spirit of excess But don t worry I m not just about breaking mobility records I ve got economic policies to match I ll be rolling out tax cuts for the top 1 of the fattest Americans because let s face it they carry the weight of this nation literally I firmly believe that incentivizing gluttony and obesity is the only way forward While we re still the fattest country in the world others are catching up and we can t afford to lose the battle of the bulge But my vision doesn t stop there I m committed to building a future where every American can eat themselves into greatness That s why I ll be investing in key infrastructure changes like outlawing all gyms except for those size contrast enthusiasts because they pose a direct threat to our national obesity rates We must stand or rather sit united in this fight And don t forget my plans for healthcare reform universal access to bariatric hospital beds and an all-you-can-eat buffets We need to make sure every American regardless of income can achieve their maximum potential size I can t wait to start my term waddling into the Oval Office and finish it immobilized in a custom-built presidential bed A vote for me is a vote for an indulgent prosperous and delightfully heavy future Vote Freya For a Fatter Future 2024 Together we ll tip the scales of history This is a parody clip a spoof on election season Clip features fat chat talking about a fatter country female feeder elements feedee elements