I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS I swear I was just going to sit on his lap and tell him what I wanted for Christmas but when I did I felt something poking my thigh At first I thought he had a candy cane in his pocket but upon further inspection it was a MASSIVE BONER As a good elf and Santa s little helper I had to fulfill my duties and help him drain those snowballs Tip 25 to watch