I was peacefully enduring the purgatory of my latest night terror when
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saintziya
I was peacefully enduring the purgatory of my latest night terror when an adorable malignant spirit descended upon me bearing gifts He first offered me some corn to which i affirmed that although this is but a nightmare i refuse to press my lips on such an atrocity He sneered and appeared irate with my disapproval of the subpar greenery then with a diabolical toothy grin from ear to ear he slowly began reaching into the depths of his musty trench coat assuming he wasn t about to sell me some knock off perfume i promptly began summoning my gangster disciple hell cats to kick his ass when his hand emerged with a strange black device he told me to connect it to my phone and vanished