By the way did you know IT S ANAL SEX DAY Jim Jefferies the comedian riffed on the potential of this particular holiday and suddenly it became a thing be careful what you riff for lol Wouldn t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn t cost anything that everyone could participate in April 18th Anal Sex Day Everyone s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th A month before you ll be walking around the shopping center saying Ohh the decorations are up And it s good because if your bird didn t take it in the ass you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine s Day when they don t get a gift You d go like Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice Obviously they re more connected than we are -Jim Jefferies