As Santa s fattest helper I m came just for the cookies Santa is a busy man and I m more than happy to take these extra calories off his hands The extra weight is so worth it I love cookies and I love getting fatter I think the extra weight makes me extra cute This new uniform is already dangerously tight on my huge flabby arms and thickening waist The more the merrier tho this growing gut means that I m good at my job I was just a little chubby when this all started I wonder how big I ll look this time next year Maybe I ll get promoted to having my own sleigh I think I m gonna need it