Welcome to Hell Being in Hell has been quite boring lately It seems like everyone is trying to get on the good list to make it into the pearly gates Even though I haven t received any visitors my beautiful angel friend Kellie likes to come down to visit me from time to time We hang out and discuss how things are up there compared to how they are down here In the middle of our conversation two new BBC s were cast down It turns out the fucking they were doing wasn t adequate enough to make it into heaven so I had to put those dicks to the test and see what they were working with