Some pictures of Day 1 of what I ve just come to call Pig Week --a week where I do nothing other than sit eat jerk off get stoned McDonalds 2485 cals Sushi Platter 1144 cals Tub of Pringles 917 cals Half a box of Costco Choc Shortbreads 1595 cals And it s only 7pm Now I need to figure out what s for dinner