Fat Dumb American Trash It s America s birthday aka the most gluttonous and by far the fattest country in the world Of course it s never too early to start celebrating no better time to dig into a giant sugary apple pie and indulge The most interesting thing about the average American diet is the amount of sugar carbs fat and processed food in it That combined with a total lack of physical activity is slowly rotting the brain making me and many others fatter and dumber You can see it in the way people talk For me it s like I m slowly stringing the words together trying to figure out what comes next Not to mention the complete lack of self-control and dignity it takes to continue to stuff your face despite not even being able to fit into your shorts Greedy overfed and slowly getting dumber The American way Clip features fat bimbo eating tight shorts fat belly burps fatter future