publicbathroom publicrestroom publictoilet publicpee publicpiss pee piss watersports I stopped at 3 different stores at the mall before I allow myself to go to bathroom I kept walking right by the places I need to go and I m not gonna turn around and walk back That s just silly holdbladder fullbladder bladderfull is the most logical option correct Unfortunately I don t catch anyone but I know I m enough for you denim bodysuit and I ve got so much crap in my pockets I have to get them out first I m peeing pissing down my thickthighs I m soooo shocked that I don t wet jeans I love that the toilet shuts up when I demand it to mmmmm those asscheeks bootycheeks ass bum butt jiggly allnatural milf petite mombod under40 is it weird I hate my hands they show age check yours out if they re veiny you re probably midlife or older if they re smooth you re a youngen and I m jelly My hands show my age Not my face oh and it s crazy I m midlife It s time for a crisis apparently But honestly I m living the best life right now today Maybe minus a bad ass Bronco That s about it