There s one thing you need to know about me I love pepperoni and mushroom pizza Not just in a yeah it s good kind of way I mean in a deep personal borderline emotional relationship kind of way It s my ride-or-die pizza combo salty little pepperoni slices crisped just right mingling with juicy earthy mushrooms on a bed of molten cheese One bite and I m in heaven And listen when that box hits the table it s over There are no leftovers Ever People talk about saving some for later not me That pizza is gone before the box even cools down Slice after slice I devour it with full commitment no regrets And when I hit that last bite you better believe I lean back give my belly a proud little pat and whisper You did good It s a ritual A celebration A moment of bliss between me the pizza and my happily full stomach Forget fancy dinners I ll take a pepperoni and mushroom pizza any day every day