Waddling to the Donut Shop Before My Doctor s Visit Well I ve found a new doctor and it s time to pay her a little visit I figured why not document the whole pathetic process From waddling through the heat in too-tight leggings whining about how far I have to walk like the spoiled sweaty pig I am to stuffing my greedy face with donuts in public Yes the woman behind the counter had to repeat the order multiple times loudly Mortifying But that s what happens when you re this big and still asking for more I eat each donut sticky-fingered and silent sugar and crumbs clinging to my lips with every bite Then comes the real show me in my hospital gown soft bloated and completely on display for my exam That gown doesn t hide much You ll see just how far I ve let myself go Afterwards I ll even share a little update about my health Not that it s getting better not with you funding my gluttony Clip features health elements public walking and eating more taboo elements Filmed in 4k on DJI Osmo Pocket 3