The story of how my vibrating dildo almost caused a scene at airport
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The story of how my vibrating dildo almost caused a scene at airport security I knew I was flying out for a while And no I wasn t about to go without pleasure So of course I packed my favorite vibrating dildo Heavy confident with settings I practically know by heart Airport scene classic Me looking deliciously tired coffee in one hand carry-on in the other I toss my bag on the belt and walk through the scanner A moment later I see the TSA agent frown and lean in closer to the screen He glances at a colleague and says There s something vibrating in her bag Pause Me Realizing Everything It turned on By itself Mid-transition I unzip the bag And there it is confidently buzzing on full power I pick it up My bold tall companion One flick and it s off I look him dead in the eyes and say Personal Overheated He nodded No further questions But yeah That look I ll remember it Since then toys go in a separate pouch No buttons No risk Though I can t lie it was a little hot redhead funny altgirl teen sexting tattoo slut smalltits