A few weeks ago my husband and I went for a lunch date to eat Round Table pizza the best pizza EVER which definitely makes me bloated and then decided to stop at a department store that we heard was closing for good We were very careful to make sure nobody was around you know my rule-- do no harm and some people could potentially feel hurt by my behavior so we are extremely cautious It was still exhilarating to think about the possibility of getting caught What would you do if you turned the corner and unexpectedly saw me on the couch or the bed