Thanksgiving turkey it s thanksgiving and delilah is preparing a feast
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Thanksgiving Turkey It s Thanksgiving and Delilah is preparing a feast for her family It s almost time for them to arrive when she realizes that she d forgotten the most important element of the holiday - the one thing you HAVE to have when celebrating thanksgiving - the goddamn turkey She immediately calls the store but they re out of turkeys I mean of course they are - it s Thanksgiving She starts to panic but quickly comes up with a plan she ll order some rolls from the store and use magic on the guy delivering them and turn HIM into a turkey The problem Delilah isn t supposed to use her magic She hasn t in years She s rusty and according to magic law whatever that might be rusty magic has serious consequences You know what s a bigger consequence She says My aunt when she bitches about my Thanksgiving lunch going terribly so I feel like I can live with the consequences The delivery guy arrives and Delilah tries to persuade him to come in but he won t budge Fed up Delilah transforms him POV right on her doorstep into a gobbling stupid little turkey She ties him up and seasons him with different salts amp spices and talks all about just how tasty he s going to be before popping him in the oven When he s finally cooked after a few hours he s semi conscious but all he can see is Delilah s big mouth munching at him Teeth tongue and a uvula repeat After the family leaves Delilah starts complaining about a belly ache She decides to lie down but notice something wrong with her belly it s getting bigger and it s moving in really weird ways Freaking the hell out she calls her mom to confess what she did and ask for help but her mom can t save her Nobody can because these are the consequences of using rusty magic