With pantyhose a woman like a sapper makes a mistake only once To be able to put on pantyhose without tearing them and without making snags is an art like cuneiform writing and the tea ceremony It s something women learn all their lives A mother passes this skill on to her dauughter like a rushnik and her grandmother s recipe for cabbage This is take the tights out of the package with index finger and thumb salivate them spread the tights holding your breath put them on spread them on the leg exhale A very stressful process When you get to the second thigh even the birds outside the window fall silent It was a joke I hope you smiled after reading the text pantyhose breasts glasses sexy boobs longhair beautiful