I ve completely embraced the pig I ve become shedding the weight of societal norms just as easily as I ve packed on the pounds I ve unapologetically outgrown expectations and the world around me no longer letting the constraints of societal norms bind me If I need to burp I burp If I need to fart I fart Each gassy release clearing space for the next indulgent mouthful Every number on the scale feels like a step further away from restraint and deeper into pure unbridled hedonism Do you feel it too that delicious freedom as the weight piles on and the last threads of self-control unravel